Hi, everyone! I’m Ryan Rotella. I’m from Knoxville, Tennessee, but I was born in New Jersey, which by definition means that I love Bruce Springsteen.
I like short sentences. And incomplete phrases. Followed by long lists. I also like long walks on the beach, clichés, and finishing list of threes without parallelism. And bourbon.
I act, sing, write, dance poorly, and listen to most music from Ella Fitzgerald and Count Basie to Wu-Tang Clan and Big Pun.